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Thoughts from the FM’s Budget Speech

All cities with population of more than 1 lakh to be covered with FM radio services

  • If your city falls below this no., you may contact Bangladesh.
  • With more entertainments at your doorstep, stay happy and forget worries of vegetable price hike.
  • The cows will give more milk in those cities, listening to Munni Bai in the morning FM.

Nirbhaya fund set up with an allocation of Rs. 1,000 crore set up to ensure safety and security of women

  • A Chinese firm is reportedly given a contract to supply Swiss-knives for Delhi women as a part of this. They can take those knife on rent while venturing alone –either at night or day. Adhar Card must be produced at the time of apply.

Only China and Indonesia growing faster than India. By 2013 only China will grow faster than India.

  • China is growing because of India. Indonesia not sure.  By 2013, we will be 2nd. Yepppe, where is my beer??

India faces challenge of getting back to its potential growth rate of 8 pct

  • This is the reason why this year most of the professionals are failing to achieve the annual target including me.

India must unhesitatingly embrace growth as highest goal

  • This will adversely affect the work life balance as this statement will encourages the top bosses to set higher goal this year.

Without growth, there will be neither development nor inclusiveness

  • Did FM hear what my boss told the other day??

Food inflation is worrying, will take all steps to augment supply side

  • In north, you may now expect more onion and green chutney with tandoori chicken.

National Institute for Sports to train coaches to be set up at Patiala at a cost of Rs. 250 crore

  • India has decided to send a team of coaches to Olympic headed by Mr. K’madi.

Proposal to set up India’s first women’s bank as a PSU bank

  • Of the women, by the women, for the women?? With many measures for women, after few years men will be an extensively threatened species in India.

Rs. 37,330 crore allocated for Ministry of Health & Family Welfare

  • The ministry will ensure that the amount is well utilized to take care of the family and extended families of VIP, VVIP, MP, MLA etc. including their foreign trips for medical checkups.

Ministry to address issues of vulnerable women

  • The address will be made on specific dates like 26th Jan and 15th August. In between, if Janta demands, then the ministry is allowed to use water cannons and lathi charge.

Defence allocation increased to Rs. 2.03 lakh crore

  • Additional money will be used to buy some Italian Cheese for our people guarding us in Siachen.

The job of a finance minister is to create the economic space and find resources to achieve it

  • My IQ increased a bit with this.

Leather products get cheaper, mobile phone costlier.

  • Buy a good leather cover for your new mobile to balance some difference. Photographers like me can plan to buy a leather strap for the 50mm 1.8 lens.

I seek support as we navigate the Indian economy through crisis that has enveloped the whole world I intend.

  • As if Captain Jack Sparrow is asking the fellow pirates while passing through a whirlpool in his Black Pearl.
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